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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's the kind of a girl that makes good use of The Pill

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World"



    The story:

    I've played the entire second side of Abbey Road on the piano for more than 20 years (I always wanted to be Nicky Hopkins when I grew up) and I just in the past month actually got out the book and read the lyrics. I laughed so hard I fell off the piano bench.

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    My sister's name is Pam, we were so disappointed to find out some of these lyrics were not what we thought they were all these many years!!

    lavender1905 Sep 21, 2010 11:31 am