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    Hold me closer, Tony Danza
    Con the hey nice on the highway

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny DancerCount the headlights on the highway



    The story:

    I was in the car with my brother and the song came on. I wasn't singing along, but when it was over, I asked my brother who Tony Danza was. He told me, but then he asked what brought that up, and I realized that Elton John wasn't singing about Tony Danza.

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