| Real Lyric | Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today. |
| Artist | Elton John (Click for more) |
| Song | Tiny Dancer (Click for more) |
My aunt and I were watching a movie and the song came up so I began to sing along. She burst out laughing and asked me what I was saying. She was cracking up! Then she told me what the words really were.
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 09/25/2001 07:11 PM |
| Age it happened | 12 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | Yes |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
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