I was riding in the car with my boyfriend, and this song came on. He likes rock and roll, and this song wasn't doing it for him, but I wanted to sing it anyway. And sing it I did. I sang the chorus (the only words I really knew...or thought I knew), and I blared out, "I'm not talkin' 'bout my linens." He cracked up and said, "Don't sing the song if you don't know the words." UGH!!