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    Song: Eve

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    Blue Canary in the outlet by the light switch,
    Who wants this laundry?

    Real Lyric: Blue Canary in the outlet by the light switch,Who watches over you?



    The story:

    This song is on a CD belonging to my brother, who is three years younger than I am. He was playing it on the stereo when I asked him what laundry had to do with the song. He had no idea what I was talking about, but when I pointed out the line, he agreed with me about the lyrics. Unfortunately for me, this agreement only lasted until the next day, when he looked up the real lyrics. Now, of course, he refuses to admit that he ever believed me. Oh, well.

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