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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Who'll be my real mom,
    Now that my real mom is gone, gone.

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Real Lyric: Who'll be my role model,Now that my role model is gone, gone.



    The story:

    I was in bed with my boyfriend and Paul Simon was playing in the background, when I burst out laughing, realising the mistake I'd been making ever since I heard the song years ago. Obviously (after a few minutes of laughter) I then had to point out that I wasn't laughing at him, but at my misheard lyrics...I wasn't very popular that day, since he thought I'd been laughing at him.....I do pick my moments.

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