| Real Lyric | Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. Ya had a busy day today. |
| Artist | Elton John (Click for more) |
| Song | Tiny Dancer (Click for more) |
I only sang it around other people one time like that, and right away I found out it wasn't right, and was considered terribly gross by some and righteously funny by others. (At least I had one line right.)
| Submitted by | Susana |
| Submitted on | 10/07/2009 10:29 AM |
| Age it happened | 19 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | No |
| Convinced others you were right? | No |
| Was partying involved? | No |
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