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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Chocolated malted, chocolate malted

    Artist: Peter Gabriel
    Real Lyric: Shock the monkey, shock the monkey



    The story:

    i was actually not the mishearer, but a friend of mine's father was. we were all sitting in their living room and he asked if peter gabriel was in the know that monkey's liked malt balls (as we were watching the video at the time). we wondering what in the world he was talking about and then he told us, you know: chocolate malted...isn't that what they are signing??? well after we stop laughing, we told him, the real lyrics. mind you, we were 16 or 17 years old and this is the same guy that always referred to Def Leppard, as Blind Tiger!!! Gotta love that guy!!

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