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    Song: Sarah

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "I Am The Walrus" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by The Beatles

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "I Am The Walrus" by The Beatles? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "I Am The Walrus" Lyrics

    crab-a-locker fish wife, pornographic pr
    Yellow man of custard dripping from a de
    Manny should have sitting kick in a guar
    Man you've been a naughty girl You let y
    See my little picture Climbing up the Ei
    I am the eggplant
    As a teenager in the 1970's I thought th
    If the sun don't come you get a tan from
    see how they runs like the d*cks on my s
    I am the smegma
    Man, you should have seen them kicking a
    yellow cotton mustard dripping from a be
    Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the
    s**tting in an english parlor waiting fo
    I am penis You are penis She is penis An
    Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Jews
    Everybody smoke pot
    I am a gay man
    Coo coo cachoo
    Everybody's f**ked up, everybody's f**ke
    everybody smoke pot
    I am the potroast
    I am here, you are here, you are me and
    yellow man of custard, dripping from a d
    i am the hedgehog

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    Getting Better
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    Hello Goodbye
    Help!
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    Her Majesty
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