My mom and I were at a sheet music store and I picked up the Green Day piano music and was like "Oh my gosh! They totally got these lyrics wrong!" And the guy at the music store was like "...What?" And I was like "Yeah, no kidding! The song's about a guy that sells turnips!"
He asked me if he could use that line in an advertisement. But I said no - it was a small town, and word would get out. ^^U
