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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you like making love at midnight
    In the dew suffocate

    Artist: Rupert Holmes
    Song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
    Real Lyric: If you like making love at midnightIn the dunes of the cape

    The story:

    I always knew I had to be wrong. It's about a guy trying to tempt a girl away with him, but suddenly he goes psycho? This song is unfortunately still in rotation on some stations, so I've heard it recently. At least now I know the real lyrics.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/3/2007 10:21 pm

    Age it happened

    48

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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