THE MISHEARD:

As long as you will always be my big **s man

The story:

I was driving with my boyfriend at the time, and since having heard the song and interpreting it to say what I thought, I referred to him as my BAM. He finally asked why I called him that and I told him because of the song by Warrant where they said it. I told him I didn't think he had a big **s, but that it was cute and I thought it was really awesome that a popular band was no longer afraid to hide their sexuality, because times had changed so much. Needless to say, after looking at me like I was crazy and laughing until soda came out of his nose, he clued me in to the real lyrics. It made so much more sense then, even though I told him I wasn't that far off, because they did have long hair and wore more make-up than I did.....