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    "Wannabe" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Spice Girls

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Wannabe" by Spice Girls? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Wannabe" Lyrics

    If you wanna be my plumberYa gotta have
    Lick a sick ox
    If you wanna be my lover You gotta rip-o
    If you want my future, forget my ass.
    Slam your daughter down and kick her all
    If you wanna be my lover You gotta get r
    Sam you're going down now wind it all ar
    If you wanna be my mother You gotta get
    Everybody down and bodies all around
    If you wanna be my lover, you have got t
    If you wanna be my lover you got to get
    If You Wannabe My Lover, You gotta get r
    So tell me what you want, what you reall
    many many mon move your booty all around
    Making love forever
    if you wannabe my lover sex is 50p condo
    if you wanna be my lover you gotta get w
    If you wannabe my lover, you gotta get r
    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get
    Tekken is too easy, but that's the way i
    Sunny got down with whities all around
    Slam your body down cuz' wine is all aro
    Bodies are around and pass the wine arou
    Solly wolly wa and wollies all around So
    Someone get some wine, There's whinos al
    If you wanna meet my mother You gotta go
    Slam your buddy down and Wily's all arou
    If you wanna be my lover ya gotta get wi
    if you wannabe my lover, you gotta take
    If you wanna be my mother You gotta get
    Slam your body down the wine is all arou
    i really,really, really wanna smoke a ci
    If you wanna be my lover Youve got to un
    If you wanna be my lover You gotta get w
    Naked last forever
    If you walla be my hugger
    Slam your body down the wine is all arou
    Stick a cigar
    I see golden brown, there are bodies al
    fall on-to the ground the party's all ar
    Yo, I'll get you with my wand with my bi
    If ya wannabe my butter, ya gotta get wi
    If you wanna be my lover you gotta rip o
    So Here's the story from A to B, you wan
    if you wanna be my lover E equals M C sq
    Semi all about, the party's all around
    if you wanna be my lover we gotta get to
    if you wanne be my lover, you gotta get
    Slam your body down cuz' wine is all aro
    Slam your wady down and haul it all arou
    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get
    Making love for dinner
    snubby dubby down and zig a zig ah
    If you wanna be my lover You gotta get r
    Sammie dammie da and wazzies all around
    If you wanna be my brother.
    somebody is feeling down pass the wine a
    sum your body down and whinies all aroun
    ...Willy Willy Wonk'...
    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get
    sunny body down and bodies all around

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