THE MISHEARD:
Homey, I like-a the porn-dens
And then I will take a pee
You be my friend
| Real Lyric | Hold me, like the River Jordan And I will then say to thee You're my friend |
| Artist | Michael Jackson (Click for more) |
| Song | Free Willy (Click for more) |
The story:
My [nameless] friend was dancing around in naught but a towel singing this at the top of his lungs. No one really knew the lyrics to this TERRIBLE song. We voted that towel dancer's were the most accurate.
| Submitted by | Anonymous |
| Submitted on | 08/28/2007 04:15 PM |
| Age it happened | 18 |
| Age you realized | --- |
| Better than original? | Yes |
| Convinced others you were right? | Yes |
| Was partying involved? | No |
