The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was belting out the lyrics, singing along to the radio, when my 
cousin's wife's dad heard me and flipped out. "WHAT did you 
just sing?!?" he asked. I told him. He proceeded to lecture me 
on just how insulting my version of the lyrics was, since the 
real lyrics are "about this amazing, classic car, the .... deuce..., 
which I always wanted when I was young..." I replied: "Yeah, 
okay, but you have to admit that my words are a lot funnier :-D  
" Bad move. More freaking out by him ;-P
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8/29/2015 1:35 pm
Age it happened
35
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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