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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get rid of my friends
    Making love's forever, friendship never is

    Artist: Spice Girls
    Song: Wannabe
    Real Lyric: f you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friendsMake it last forever friendship never ends

    The story:

    Even though I've sang this many times in public (in bars with my friends), thankfully nobody ever noticed what the f* I was actually saying. I guess people have been drunk enough not to pay too much attention to my singing...

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/2/2006 10:08 am

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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