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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh, don't leave a lonely man,
    here's your California ticket
    Back to Suffragette City
    Oh don't beat a lonely man
    Cause you ain't got time to, chicken.
    Up North of Suffragette City

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Suffragette City
    Real Lyric: Oh don’t lean on me man, cause you can’t afford the ticketI’m back from suffragette cityOh don’t lean on me man,Cause you ain’t got time to check itYou know my suffragette city

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    Of course, I had to be in a crowded public place singing when I realized how wrong I was. But at least all my questions about what Bowie meant by a "California ticket" were resolved.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/25/2005 7:27 am

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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