Here's to you Mrs. Robinson she's
the sluttiest Morman you will know.
God Bless you please Mrs.
Robinson Heaven holds a place for
hoes who pray

The story:

I asked my mother when I was
around nine if Mormans were
offended by this song and she asked
me why they would be and I told her
what I thought they were saying and
she laughed so hard I'm surprised
she didnt piss her pants and told me
the right lyric. That has become a
funny antedote she just LOVES to
share with relatives and practical
strangers