Kangaroo days are gone

The story:

I was singing it with one of my best guy friends... He heard me singing Don't touch me like that, and pretty much jumped out of his seat. He'd been grabbing my leg as a joke and thought I was psychic. After he explained that, I sang Baby, I'm just blind. 'Cuase I thought that was how the song went, and I was funny and s**t. He just started laughing hysterically. And said, "Baby?" I said, "Umm... That's what the song says... right?." He said, "You... frig..gin... id...iot... its... may...be..." All the ... are when he was crying he was laughing so hard. Let's just say, we're the only two that know about it. ^.~