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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She just loves you more than you will know.

    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel
    Song: Mrs. Robinson
    Real Lyric: I know you'd like to thank your s**t don't stankBut lean a little bit closerSee that roses really smell like poo-oo-oooYeah, roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo

    The story:

    I don't know when I realized that my version is wrong. But I'm still not sure, does he really sing 'Jesus'?

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/9/2004 8:15 am

    Age it happened

    40

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know. Woh, woh, woh God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson; Heaven holds a place for those who pray. Hey, Hey, Hey Hey, Hey, Hey

    Momo1973 Dec 31, 2013 12:22 pm