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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I see the kids in the street
    with not enough to eat
    Who am I to be blind
    pretending not to see
    their needs?
    a summer's disregard
    a broken bottle top
    and I want them so

    Artist: Michael Jackson
    Real Lyric: I see the kids in the streetwith not enough to eatWho am I to be blindpretending not to seetheir needs?a summer's disregarda broken bottle topand one man's soul



    The story:

    I was singing it to my friend, who luckily had misheard the same thing. We found the correct lyrics online, and the song finally made sense, even in light of everything that's been going on with Michael Jackson and children.

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