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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ding - Dong - Whoa
    Let them know it's Christmas time
    Ding - Dong - Whoa
    Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

    Artist: Band Aid
    Song: Do They Know It's Christmas Time
    Real Lyric: Feed the worldLet them know it's Christmas timeFeed the worldDo they know it's Christmas time at all?

    The story:

    My wife and I were driving through Arizona on December 14th, 1999. The song came on the radio. I was driving. She was singing. All of a sudden, I hear what is perhaps the worst botching of lyrics I have ever encountered. I slowly turned my head and asked, "Uh, what was that?" She replied, "Ding - Dong - Whoa... (long pause)... What? What's so funny?" I promptly corrected her and have been ridiculing her in public ever since.

    - Andy (and Cynthia), Boston, MA

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/7/2004 10:37 am

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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