Close
Submit Lyrics
Artists
- A
- B
- C
- D
- E
- F
- G
- H
- I
- J
- K
- L
- M
- N
- O
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z
Songs
- A
- B
- C
- D
- E
- F
- G
- H
- I
- J
- K
- L
- M
- N
- O
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z
Funniest
Newest
Login

Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

Total Submissions: 35,539 Submit Yours

Follow @kiss_this_guy

Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

Continue Reading...

Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

Continue Reading...

Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

Continue Reading...

Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

Continue Reading...

Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

Continue Reading...

When you're all alone
And it really hurts.
Ollyoxenfree
Take a chance on me.

Artist: Abba

Song: Take A Chance On Me

Real Lyric: When you're all aloneAnd the pretty birds have flownHoney I'm still freeTake a chance on me

The story:

As my friend and I were walking down the street she was listening to her headphones and belted it out...I nearly fell into oncoming traffic. I don't know how she got "hurts" out of "birds have flown", but she's very special.

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

8/8/2004 6:34 pm

Age it happened

26

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

Comments

Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!