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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Shake a cow, Shake a cow, Shake a cow, Shake a cow now

    Artist: Commodores
    Song: Brick House
    Real Lyric: Shake it down, Shake it down, Shake it down, Shake it down now

    The story:

    Didn't know the correct version until about, oh...2 minutes ago. Ok, so it never occurred to me that shaking cows didn't make much sense--after all, they were talking about some girl being a brick house! :P On a bright note (for me, anyway!), my husband sings the 'cow' version too...not sure yet if I'll tell him the right words!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/6/2004 5:47 am

    Age it happened

    41

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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