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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tonight we dance like no ting matters
    if you will stray with me
    Te quiero mi amor

    Song: Bailamos
    Real Lyric: Tonight we dance like no tomorrow if you will stay with meTe quiero mi amor



    The story:

    I was singing with a friend over the phone. When I got to that part of the song, I just belted it out like I wrote the words. I just thought," no ting matters" was just his accent messing up, " nothing matters." Then, I kept going with, " if you will stray with me..." I thought it was some kind of spanish thing for committing adultry. My friend couldn't stop laughing; so I hung up.

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