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Latest Misheard Stories

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Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Sodomy is such a part of you
Ooh-ooh, your ears burn
Ooh-ooh, your ears burn
I used to beat a little boy
So hard with my shoe
What I use is my choice
What I use is my shoe

Artist: Smashing Pumpkins

Song: Disarm

Real Lyric: Inside of me and such a part of youOoh-ooh, the years burnOoh-ooh, the years burnI used to be a little boySo old in my shoeswhat I choose is my choiceWhat's a boy supposed to do

The story:

I learned to play this on guitar and performed my version at an open mike night in front of about 100 people. Only one of them was kind enough to put me right after the show. I blame Billy Corgan and his damned incomprehensible voice.

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Anonymous

Submitted on

10/1/2002 2:40 am

Age it happened

19

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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