The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Like most of us I learned this song in elementary school, but I didn't understand why we were singing about the Chinese Sea in a song about America. So, being a curious child, I asked my mother where the Chinese Sea was. She said she didn't know of a Chinese Sea, and asked me why I wanted to know. So I sang the song America the Beautiful, ending with "from sea to Chinese Sea!" After she stopped laughing, my mom told me the correct words.
P.S. I also thought it was "and crown thy good with Robin Hood", but that's already in the database!
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9/16/2002 11:01 am
Age it happened
8
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
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