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    Jesus hates fornication

    Real Lyric: Dream of Californication



    The story:

    Tom, a guy I work with, came up to me one day while "Californication" was playing on the radio and he said "Gee, this is sure a weird song, eh?" I looked at Tom and inquired as to what he meant. Tom proceeded to sing along with his rendition of "Jesus hates fornication" and I nearly died laughing. "Although that may be true", I said, "That is not what the song is about."
    (I wonder if the line "teenage bride with a baby inside" reinforced his false idea of the song's meaning!)

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