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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Only with Ted Danson can I feel this free.

    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: Only when I'm dancin' can I feel this free.



    The story:

    From day one I had thought it was odd that Madonna would mention Ted Danson in one of her songs, but who was I to judge? So one day my friend Jo and I were at this club and "Into The Groove" comes on and I finally asked, "what's up with that line about Ted Danson?" Of course she didn't have the slightest idea what I was talking about, and soon just about everyone at the club was laughing hysterically and making fun of me for the rest of the night.

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