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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wanna piece of bacon.

    Artist: Ramones
    Real Lyric: I wanna be sedated.



    The story:

    Actually, I'm telling on a friend of mine, who admitted it as a tinny version of the song was crackling through the overhead at Friday's. Not only did it seem grotesquely appropriate that a factory-ready chain restaurant was playing the Ramones as musak, but that my friend thought it was advertising Friday's bacon just about killed me with laughter right there in the foyer.

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