Hell and damnation!

The story:

My goofy ultra-conservative sister-in- law came in all offended one day. "Did you just hear that song they played on the radio!" Since pretty much every thing offends her, in one form or the other, we where completely clueless which song in particular she was referring to, so we just waited for her to begin her predictable tirade. "Can you believe these guys are actually singing about being excited for HELL and DAMNATION!" We were all puzzled because we still couldn't figure out which song she was griping about so we asked her to sing the tune for us. It was only after this that we concluded she was all bent out of shape because of Elevation! The best part is that we didn't correct her but instead just looked at her and told her we hadn't heard it yet. We waited until she had left (probably to go and ferret-out more hidden sexual references in Disney movies!) before we all burst out laughing. To this day she still thinks U2 is now the anti-christ because they are sooooo excited for HELL and DAMNATION! Thankfully I don't see her that often, but when I do I make sure to start singing "Hell and damnation.. WHUUU...OOOOOOO!" Just to watch the rage build in her face and the veins to start popping out of her forehead! Man, I tell ya it is more fun than watching a three-ring circus with drunk clowns and dogs in funny outfits! Ultra-conservative religious fanatics....the world needs more of them! WWJD