They look just like two poodles in drag.

The story:

Standing at the office, my friend and I were discussing song lyrics. I had recently discovered the lyrics to "The Ballad of John and Yoko" and was sharing them with my friend. As she was reviewing them, I made the unfortunate mistake of revealing that I had always thought the song mentioned poodles. After the rest of the office picked themselves up off the floor, we had to listen to the song. It really does sound like poodles, not gurus.