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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Song: The Prisoner

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The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Don't give up, 'cause you have friends
Don't give up, you're not the only one
Don't give up, no reason to be a s**t

Artist: Bon Jovi

Song: Bed Of Roses

Real Lyric: I want to lay you down in a bed of roses.

The story:

It was all my daughter's fault! She told me the wrong words, and we were both singing them loudly at a bus stop when the bus pulled up and the doors opened.....

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Anonymous

Submitted on

1/2/2002 2:34 am

Age it happened

40

Better than original?

No

Convinced others you were right?

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Was partying involved?

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