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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Crack an egg
    when the feeling's gone and you made no omelettes
    crack an egg
    when the morning dies and you don't know why
    it's hard to pray
    with no one to love you
    you're going nowhere
    crack an egg
    when you lose control and you got no sausage

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Song: Tragedy
    Real Lyric: TragedyWhen the feeling's gone and you can't go onIt's tragedyWhen the morning cries and you don't know whyIt's hard to bearWith no one to love you you're going nowhereTragedyWhen you lose control and you got no soul



    The story:

    I don't exactly remember how old I was, but years afterward I always regarded the song as the "Breakfast Song". I thought it was about a chef who was frantic to serve a large group of people, but was terrible, hence the "morning dying". Of course once I discovered the title I realized how wrong I was. I guess I was just hungry.

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