The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Some crazy drunk guy impersonating a karioke dj kept chasing me around screaming "Sing Sangria with me"!
I kept telling him I didn't know the friggen words but when it came on, it was santeria. My sober boyfriend later infromed me that he wasn't the dj, just some f**k. Wherever you are, cheers, Knumbnuts!
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
6/3/2002 2:43 pm
Age it happened
17
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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