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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm not talking 'bout the linen

    Artist: England Dan & John Ford Coley
    Song: I'd Really Love To See You Tonight
    Real Lyric: I'm not talking 'bout movin' in

    The story:

    I always assumed he referred to "the linen" as an euphamism for getting her into bed... and that he was trying to be a gentleman by saing "I'm not trying to get you into bed, but I'd really like to see you tonight". I had convinced my wife for years that these were the true lyrics... and I didn't know what the real ones were until reading it here.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    3/18/2002 8:27 am

    Age it happened

    32

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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