The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
In a convenience store with a friend of mine, she's pointing to all the candy, saying "There's the licorice, and theres the lifesavers.. but you know what?".. then she starts singing "Can't find the buttermints!" I had never laughed so hard. She knew they werent the right lyrics, but she couldnt help saying buttermints instead of better man.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
3/19/2002 1:54 am
Age it happened
24
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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