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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I don't thank you Eddie on this kitty, I don't thank you Eddie on this kitty, I dont thank you Eddie for this. I'm bout to be bootylicious for you baby.

    Artist: Destiny's Child
    Song: Bootylicious
    Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. I don't think you're ready for this, my body's too bootylicious for you baby.



    The story:

    The first time I heard the song was in a Target commerical, I liked it so I downloaded it off the internet. The quality was great considering it was free, but it was not CD quality. I actually thought that the song was about them dissing some guy named Eddie and telling him that his oral sex skills sucked (no pun intended) I found out the words when I was in the car with my brothers trying to show them how cool I was for knowing the words. They were dying laughing so hard my brother had to pull the car over. They asked me who the hell Eddie was so I told them what the song was about and they proved to me what a nerd I really am. But we all sing it that way now.

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