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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You know she not gonna be hurrying to pick up broken glass
    Hard recollecting when she wants to kick your ass

    Artist: Shaggy
    Song: Wasn't Me
    Real Lyric: You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the pastHardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass

    The story:

    I was singing it at a karaoke night one time wit my friends. Most of us thought it was sumthing about kick your ass so none of us looked at the screen. They threw us out for cussing cause there were alot of little kids. It was soo funny and embarASSing!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/25/2001 8:55 am

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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