Je,Je, Je, Jennie and the Clams

The story:

I used to play the piano when I was like 9, and I asked my dad the one song he wanted me to learn. He said Bennie and the Jets and I was absolutely clueless as to what song he was talking about. He says,'You know that song you're always humming?' and sung it for me. It took me about 5 minutes to realise that he wasn't creating silly lyrics to the song, but it was actually me who stupidly thought that Elton John would write a song about some chick and a bunch of clams.