et_al_'s Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Prince	Raspberry Beret	Red, spherical dress	Raspberry beret
Eric Jupp & Ted Roberts	Skippy The Bush Kangaroo	Sticky, Sticky, Sticky the bush kangaroo	Skippy, Skippy, Skippy the bush kangaroo
Manfred Mann's Earth Band	Blinded by the Light	Wrapped up like a doofus,I go running in the night	Revved up like a deuceAnother runner in the night
Cold Chisel	Cheap Wine	Cheap wine and a 3-day cold	Cheap wine and a 3-day growth
Dexy's Midnight Runners	Come on Eileen	Take off your dress	With you in that dress
Pearl Jam	Daughter	Don't call me, daughter.Not fair to.Your picture, Kit, will remind me.	Don't call me daughter, not fit toThe picture kept will remind me
Traditional	God Save The Queen	Long trains run over us	Long to reign over us
Nursery Rhymes	The Farmer in the Dell	The farmer takes a while	The farmer takes a wife
Unknown	Grasshopper Loose in Queensland	There's a Spacehopper loose in Queensland(Remember Spacehoppers? Big rubbery balls with handles that you sat on and bounced around.)	There's a grasshopper loose in QueenslandA grasshopper loose in QueenslandA grasshopper looseAs big as any gooseand it drinks pineapple juiceall over Queensland