kstaff's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Elton John | Rocket Man | Another man who thinks I am at home | I'm not the man they think I am at home |
| Commodores | Brick House | She makes me freak out | She's like a brick house |
| Byrds | Mr. Tambourine Man | In my sleepiness, there ain't no place like home | I ain't sleepy and there ain't no place I'm going to |
| Byrds | Eight Miles High | Sidewalk sees that black man, Rosie | Sidewalk scenes, and black limousines |
| Paul Simon | Mother and Child Reunion | Though I will not see tomorrowOf this strange and mournful day | Oh I would not give you false hopeOn this strange and mournful day |
| Billy Preston | Nothing From Nothing | I'm not tryin' to plead a dosey-doe | I'm not tryin' to be your hero |
| Rolling Stones | Street Fighting Man | Hey! My name is Gorgeous Purple.I'll shout and scream until the gangDerails with all its burp on. | Hey! My name is called disturbance.I'll shout and scream, I'll kill the kingAnd rail at all his servants. |
| Bee Gees | Stayin' Alive | Sing in the light, sing in the light | Stayin' alive, stayin' alive |
| The Beatles | I Want To Hold Your Hand | It's such a feeling that my lumpI get hives. I get hives! I get hives!!! | It's such a feeling that my loveI can't hide. I can't hide! I can't hide!!! |
| The Beach Boys | Wouldn't It Be Nice | Good and natural, baby. Sleep on top of you, baby. | Good night, my baby. Sleep tight, my baby. |
| The Beatles | Magical Mystery Tour | C'mon! I'll take you to Mexico.The men in their clean white coats are coming to take you away. | Ah! The magical mystery tour.The magical mystery tour is coming to take you away. |
| The Beatles | For No One | You find that all you were to kind of sling aroundWhen she no longer needs you | You find that all her words of kindness linger onWhen she no longer needs you |
| Eric Carmen | Sunrise | Sunrise symbolizes all that's wrong with the world today. | Sunrise, shine down a little love on the world today. |
| The Beach Boys | Help Me, Rhonda | Happy times, hap-happy times.Help that rag doll--Yeah!--get around in my heart. | Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda.Help me Rhonda--Yeah!--get her out of my heart. |
| ELO | Shine A Little Love | You should have left on the lightAnd let me see it. | You shine a little love in my lifeAnd let me see. |
| The Seekers | A World of Our Own | And I know you will find there will be pizza pie when we live in a world of our own | And I know you will find there will be peace of mind when we live in a world of our own |
| Traditional | Twelve Days of Christmas | Four calling birds, three Frenchmen to turtle dust | Four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves |
| The Beatles | Here Comes the Sun | Little darling, it seems like you're sincerely here | Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here |
| Bob Dylan | Don't Think Twice, It's All Right | I once loved a woman, child, and toad | I once loved a woman, a child, I'm told |
| Prince | Little Red Corvette | Living co-ed! | Little red Corvette! |
| Buggles | Video Killed The Radio Star | Buffalo Bill, the radio star | Video killed the radio star |
| Prince | Raspberry Beret | Trans-vertical rain | Raspberry beret |
| The Beatles | I Saw Her Standing There | Well my heart went boom when I crossed that roomAnd I held her hand in Hawaii... Whee! | Well my heart went boom when I crossed that roomAnd I held her hand in mine! |
| The Beatles | All You Need Is Love | No way you can make the country mateNo one you can say the country saved | Nothing you can make that can't be madeNo one you can save that can't be saved |
| KC and the Sunshine Band | Keep It Comin' Love | Keep it common law | Keep it comin' love |
| The Beatles | The Word | Save the world, and you'll be free | Say the word, and you'll be free |
| Elton John | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | You can't lock me in your penthouseAnd go to the bathroom out loud | You can't lock me in your penthouseI'm going back to my plow |
| Gentrys | Keep On Dancing | Me boy, never caught a rag doll | Keep on dancin' on a frying pan |
| Rare Earth | Get Ready | No amount of girls could make me feel the way that you do | Never met a girl who makes me feel the way that you do |
| Rare Earth | Get Ready | No amount of girls could make me feel the way that you do | Never met a girl who made me feel the way that you do |
| Supremes | The Happening | When I bit the finger of fate | When that fickle finger of fate |
| Jethro Tull | Aqualung | Salvation all at home, and a couple of teeth | Salvation a-la-mode and a cup of tea |
| Elton John | Bennie And The Jets | She's got electric boobs. Her ma has too. You know they're ready when they act insane! | They've got electric boots, a mohair suit. You know I read it in a magazine. |
| Traditional | Gloria Patri | As it was in all the ditties is now and ever shall be | As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be |
| Traditional | Doxology | Praise Him all creatures, Cheerios! | Praise Him all creatures here below |
