Profile
| Username: |
misterrobster |
| Favorite Music: |
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| Favorite Artist: |
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| Favorite Song: |
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| Age: |
28 |
| Sex: |
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| About Me: |
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misterrobster's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Jennifer Lopez | Jenny From the Block | Don't be cruel to the Crocs that I got | Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got |
| Amy Winehouse | You Know I'm No Good | Sniff me out like I was takeaway | Sniff me out like I was Tanqueray |
| Lady Gaga | Paparazzi | Pelvic ropes in the dark | Velvet ropes and guitars |
| Beyonce | Grown Woman | 'Cause I pooted... | 'Cause I put it... |
| Natacha Atlas | You Only Live Twice | This string is for you, so pay the price | This dream is for you, so pay the price |
| Mike Flowers Pops | Don't Cry For Me Argentina | All through my wild days, My manic sisters, I kept my promise, Don't keep your distance... Never shed a tear and don't cry for Sergeant Tina, They'll come and make a movie à la musical-a-tina, Genevieve and Donna, dirty doing in the street-a, | All through my wild days, My mad existence, I kept my promise, Don't keep your distance... Never shed a tear and don't cry for Argentina, They'll come and make a movie of the musical Evita, Gotta be Madonna, that be doing on the street-ah, Hey, Argentina! (ayy!) |
| Fall Out Boy | The Mighty Fall | And swallow, swallow the cheese... | And swallow, swallow the key... |
| Britney Spears | Toxic | With the taste of a poisoned pair of dice | With a taste of a poison paradise |
| Sara Bareilles | Love Song | To help me see daylight, my guide dog. | To help me see with daylight, my guide, gone. |
| Madonna | Beautiful Stranger | I paid for you with cheese, and swallowed all my pie | I paid for you with tears, and swallowed all my pride |
| Lily Allen | Alfie | My dim old friend | My dear mon frère |
