CreativeGirl0546's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Lorde | Royals | You can call me green bean | You can call me queen bee |
| Lana del Ray | Summertime Sadness | P*** me off before you go | Kiss me hard before you go |
| Neon Trees | Everybody Talks | Mama's always got a bat train | Mama's always got a backtrack |
| Laroux | Bulletproof | This time maybe I'll be bunny poop | This time baby I'll be bulletproof |
| Michael Jackson | Smooth Criminal | He could see she was a table | He could see she was unable |
| Britney Spears | Work B**ch | Work it hard, like it's your brother Shawn | Work it hard, like it's your profession |
| Justin Timberlake | TKO | Yeah, girl, you knock me out, with a tea kettle | Yeah, girl, you knock me out, with a TKO |
| Lorde | Team | We're in each other's tea | We're on each other's team |
| Pitbull | Feel This Moment | Reporting live from the TARDIS building in Tokyo | Reporting live from the tallest building in Tokyo |
| Florida Georgia Line | Cruise | Fire it up; let's go get this and stuff | Fire it up; let's go get this thing stuck |
| Jason Derulo | Whatcha Say | Mmm, that it's all full of dust, a cussit is | Mmm, that it's all for the best, of course it is |
| OneRepublic | Counting Stars | Said no more counting Daleks; we'll be counting stars | Said no more counting dollars; we'll be counting stars |
| Three Days Grace | Pain | Play-Doh, Play-Doh, Play-Doh! | I know, I know, I know! |
| Michael Buble | Haven't Met You Yet | And the other half's slut | And the other half's luck |
| Eminem | We Made You | You're the one; rape the door | You're the one they adore |
| Taylor Swift | Everything Has Changed | So dust off the highest toes | So dust off your highest hopes |
| Macklemore | Thrift Shop | 'Bout to go and get some competence/confidence/comeuppance | 'Bout to go and get some compliments |
| Bowling for Soup | No Hablo Ingles | A hippie with a tangerine asking me if I could spare a dollar | A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar |
| One Direction | Midnight Memories | Don't get Batman to fire me | Don't look back, baby follow me |
| Miley Cyrus | Wreckingball | We're a**es on the ground | We're ashes on the ground |
| The Fray | You Found Me | I found God on the corner of 1st and Omastar | I found God on the corner of 1st and Amistad |
| Adam Lambert | What Do You Want From Me | It lets me know; need a second to pee | It messed me up; need a second to breathe |
| Adam Lambert | What Do You Want From Me | I wouldn't even try, but I think you could say my line | I wouldn't even try, but I think you could save my life |
| David Archuleta | Crush | All that we could be?With this stinkin' gold? | All that we could be?Where this thing could go? |
| Miley Cyrus | Wreckingball | Let me crash into this blazing fork | Left me crashing in a blazing fall |
| Pitbull | Timber | Swing your vodka 'round and 'round | Swing your partner 'round and 'round |
| Jimmy Buffett | The Pina Colada Song | If you like peein' in a car wash | If you like pina coladas |
| Justin Timberlake | TKO | I'm out with a cow, yeah, girl, you knock me out with a tea kettle | I'm out for the count, yeah, girl, you knock me out with a TKO |
| One Direction | Little Things | And maybe that's the reason that you tuck in your sleeve | And maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep |
| One Direction | Little Things | But I love them, and Leslie | But I'll love them endlessly |
| One Direction | Little Things | And I'm joining up the darts with the freckles on your cheeks | And I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks |
| Miley Cyrus | SMS (Bangerz) | Dave lost the plane | They play boss, the play |
| Sam Smith | Money on my mind | I don't have money on my dime | I don't have money on my mind |
| Rihanna | Diamonds | At first Psyduck felt energy at Subway | At first sight I felt the energy of sun rays |
| Lorde | Team | Living in ruins of a palace within my jeans | Living in ruins of a palace within my dreams |
| Green Day | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | I walk the line, I walk the line | I walk alone, I walk alone |
| Macklemore | Celing can't hold us | Thrift Shop, pip start walking | Fresh out, pimp strut walking |
| Macklemore | White Walls | I got that old swag Cadillac | I got that off-black Cadillac |
| Justin Timberlake | Cry Me A River | Grimy, grimy | Cry me, cry me |
| David Guetta | Titanium | You shoot me down, but I'm on fire | You shoot me down, but I won't fall |
| Austin Mahone | Banga | I want a pleasure bat | I wanna pledge a bet |
| Austin Mahone | Banga | You ain't gonna play with that, show me where the turnip at | You ain't gonna play with that, show me where that turn up at |
| Mike Posner | Cooler Then Me | I used to ball a matrix | I used up all of my tricks |
| Fall Out Boy | The Phoenix | Pull on your war pants | Put on your war paint |
| One Direction | Midnight Memories | Big house party with the karate kitchen | Big house party with a crowded kitchen |
| Lorde | Team | A hundred jewels on farts; a hundred jewels between teeth | A hundred jewels on throats; a hundred jewels between teeth |
