JARoseman's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Sophie B. Hawkins	As I Lay Me Down	As I lay me down to sleep (in background: "tuna taco")	As I lay me down to sleep (in background: "ooh la kah koh")
Justin Timberlake	Mirrors	The bacon *emen there in my heart	The vacancy that sat in my heart
R.E.M.	Nightswimming	Not swimming	Nightswimming
Bruno Mars	It Will Rain	If I foose you baby	If I lose you baby
Bee Gees	More Than A Woman	Moronic woman ... moronic woman to me	More than a woman ... more than a woman to me
Creedence Clearwater Revival	Down on the Corner	But if you've got a nipple, won't you lay your money down?	But if you've got a nickel, won't you lay your money down?
Dire Straits	Walk of Life	Here comes Johnny singing "I Gotta Woman"Down in the corner trying to make it in bed	Here comes Johnny singing "I Gotta Woman"Down in the tunnels trying to make it pay
Smokey Robinson	Second That Emotion	I suck at that emotion	I second that emotion
Bruce Springsteen	Badlands	Badlands, you gotta eat liver every day	Badlands, you gotta live it every day
The Airborne Toxic Event	Timeless	We are, we are, we are topless, topless	We are, we are, we are timeless, timeless
Counting Crows	Mr. Jones	Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more. *uck you!	Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky.
R.E.M.	The One I Love	This one goes out to the one-eyed slug.	This one goes out to the one I love.
Rihanna	Don't Stop the Music	Measles got the music	Please don't stop the music