PlagueEleven's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
MC Hammer	Can't Touch This	My music makes me so hard	My music hits me so hard
MC Hammer	Can't Touch This	My music makes me so hard	My music hits me so hard
Strawberry Alarm Clock	Incense and Peppermints	Incest will never last	Incense and peppermints
Right Said Fred	I'm Too Sexy	And I'm too sexy for your bodyToo sexy for your body	And I'm too sexy for your partyToo sexy for your party
Lady Gaga	Telephone	Tonight I'm not takin' no calls'Cause I'm Ted Danson	Tonight I'm not takin' no calls'Cause I'll be dancin'