splendork's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Third Eye Blind	Losing a Whole Year	b**th daddy left you with a pair of shoes, voice salmonella and a vase of coons, butcher daddy left you with no glove, and you touch everything with a belted grub	Rich daddy left you with a parachute, voice sounds like money and your face is cute, but your daddy left you with no love, and you touch everything with a velvet glove
Led Zeppelin	Stairway To Heaven	Yes there are tubas you can go buy, but in the long run, there's still time to change the royals on	Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on
Third Eye Blind	Semi-Charmed Life	Drop into the line like Dakota with the girls	Drop another line like the coda with a curse