Jcat521's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Led Zeppelin	Dazed and Confused	One-legged woman would never bargain for you.	Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
Led Zeppelin	Black Dog	I don't know, but I been told, a three-legged woman ain't got no hole.	I don't know, but I been told, a big legged woman ain't got no soul.
Led Zeppelin	The Rover	And the flatworm's cryin'	And the flat world's flyin'
Led Zeppelin	Kashmir	All I eat turns to brown	All I see turns to brown
AC/DC	Back in Black	Ain't got the herps, so I'll never die	Forget the herse, 'cause I'll never die
Creedence Clearwater Revival	Who'll Stop The Rain	Still the rain kept pourin', vomit on my ears	Still the rain kept pourin', fallin' on my ears
Radiohead	Fake Plastic Trees	For a fake Chinese Robert Plant	For her fake Chinese rubber plant
Rolling Stones	Let's Spend the Night Together	I'm going red and my tongue's getting tired	I'm going red and my tongue's getting tied
Pink Floyd	Dogs	And then moving in silently, down wind and out of Siberia to strike when the moment is right	And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight,You gotta strike when the moment is right