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knailo |
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| Age: |
38 |
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knailo's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Creed | Full Circle | I looked at God, he winked at me I may just mess myself | I looked at God, he winked at me I made this mess myself |
| Mariah Carey | Obsessed | Got you all fired up with your nipple in your mouth, yes | Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex |
| Theory of a Deadman | Bad Girlfriend | She likes to pull my hairwhen I'm making cottage cheese | She likes to pull my hairwhen I make her grind her teeth |
| John Mayer | Your Body is a Wonderland | You want love?We'll make it.Swim in a deep seaOf bacon. | You want love?We'll make it.Swim in a deep seaOf blankets. |
| Volbeat | Still Counting | Counting all the apples in the room | Counting all the **sholes in the room |
| Garth Brooks | Callin' Baton Rouge | Such a strange combination of a woman and a man | Such a strange combination of a woman and a child |
| Theory of a Deadman | Painkiller | I, I can be a bee killer, killer, killer | I, I can be your painkiller, killer, killer |
| Jennifer Lopez | I'm Real | What's my motherf***in' name?Are you Ellie? | What's my motherf***in' name?R-U-L-E |
| Salt-n-Pepa | Push It | Slime is smooshy | Ahh, ssss, push it |
| Little Big Town | Day Drinking | Why don't we do a little date raping? | Why don't we do a little day drinking? |
| Drake | No Tellin | Still drinkin' Henny every time I take a deuce, hey | Still drinkin' Henny, if it's done, I'll take the D'usse |
| Nelly | Ride With Me | With three women in the fold with the goatees | We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's |
| John Travolta | Sandy | Stranded at the drive-in,Brandon's a fool | Stranded at the drive-in,Branded a fool |
| Lifehouse | Whatever It Takes | I don't want some steak | I know what's at stake |
| Foo Fighters | My Hero | There goes my hero,So generic | There goes my hero,He's ordinary |
| Cale Dodds | Acting Our Age | Just sucked an orange | Just acting our age |
