Username:	BIlliam
Favorite Music:	Pop
Favorite Artist:	Grandaddy
Favorite Song:	Mr. Jack
Age:	42
Sex:	M
About Me:	The above list of "favorite songs" is so limited I just had to pick a random System of a Down song. How does one pick his "favorite" song anyway? Far too many to choose from.

BIlliam's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
AC/DC	For Those About to Rock (We Salute You)	The bull's about to block with solution	For those about to rock we salute you
Black Sabbath	War Pigs	Old orange hair	Oh lord, yeah
Journey	Faithfully	circumcised oh by the big-time lord we all need the gauze to make the slime	Circus life under the big-top world we all need the clowns to make us smile
Simon and Garfunkel	Mrs. Robinson	She's a slushy moment you will know	Jesus loves you more than you will know
Ramones	Blitzkrieg Bop	Intermittent land mine	The kids are losing their minds
Michael Jackson	Bad	You know I'm bad, I'm bad Shamoan.	You know I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it.
Metallica	One	Oh my breakfast I wish for death.	Hold my breath as I wish for death.
Cyndi Lauper	All Through the Night	And once we suck the meaty clits	And once it starts, the meter clicks
Dire Straits	Portobello Belle	She don't care about your little box or your butt hole.	She don't care about your window box or your buttonhole.
Queen	Somebody to Love	Each morning I wank off a dialect.	Each Morning I wake up I die a little.